I was going to try and do this, but I have no time...Mark DeSantis vs Luke Ravenstahl

If anyone can assist in creating this, I think it would be really cute.

I thought of making a parody of the mac vs pc ads with DeSantis vs Ravenstahl...I just don't have the time and technical ability to play with it. If you do, please let me know ASAP!

Here's the script I wrote:

1- I’m Mark

2- And I’m Luke

1- I have loads of experience, advanced degrees, worked for the president and the senator. I’ve owned and run a successful business, helping others throughout the region. I’ve taught in major universities and I am an expert in public policy and management.

2- I played football. I was put into the position of president of city council as a compromise and then I accidentally became mayor when the last guy died….oh, yeah a got a Bachelor’s degree from college. Did I mention that I played football?

1- Well I believe in honesty and integrity. I think there should be complete transparency in government and we need to hold our elected officials to the highest standard.

2- I accepted questionable gifts from parties doing business with Pittsburgh. I used a FEMA SUV to get to the concert and I crashed the tiger woods match…I must stress that the whole incident with the police at the stadium happened BEFORE I became mayor…Oh, the whole deal with fixing the online poll was just part of the fun...

1- I was endorsed by all the major Pittsburgh Media. The Post Gazette, The Tribune, Pitt News and the Currier. As well as the FOP.

2- I was endorsed by my mom.

1- I love Pittsburgh and I know that we can rise above petty partisan politics and smear campaigns and elect the best man for the job.

2- George Bush, B-A-D/Santorum, B-A-D… Luke, G-o-o-d. I LIKE LUKE. I like beer.

1- Vote intelligently, vote DeSantis for mayor on November 6th.

JUST TO BE CLEAR THIS IS A PERSONAL PARODY AND IS NOT SPONSORED BY, OR CONNECTED TO, THE DESANTIS CAMPAIGN.